Cracking Freddie

Back from a sailing trip, tons of muscles were clinging to the sailboat's hull. A small girl decided to pull one off the edge of it. "My friends always like opening these up. I'll name this one Freddie." She said as she started to bang the poor muscle against the deck. After some banging the girl finaly cracked open the shell and pulled out the muscle's innards. Intruiged by them she started to run around the boat with the innards, asking if any of us wanted them. "You want it?" She waved the stinking thing in my face. Naturaly I said no, and suggested that maybe one of the seals might have wanted it. The girl tossed the stuff overboard and grabbed another muscle. I guess I'll leave you to figure out how the the next hour of the trip went.